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Verse on Carl card:
Taking advantage of his sleepwalking,
Carl's wife chooses a seasonal costume...
(Inside Carl card:)
Happy Halloween!
(Name & or number does not appear on actual print)
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106. Land Ho! 107. Waterski 108. Deacon
A Pirate Joke
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen
you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine
now."
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up
and one of them S*#t in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye
just from some bird S*%t."
"It was my first day with the hook."
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